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Douche Demotivational Poster


ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE -


TAGS: geek nerd douchebag freak cubby
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:04 pm
but zip up your fly first!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!




KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 assistants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making butterflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


DOUCHEBAGGUS MAXIMUS - Belonging to the Stupid Guido genus, the Douchebag is known for its use of gang symbols and "puckered" myspace faces.




NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.


TAGS: baseball terrible douche
Rating: 2.47/5

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FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?


TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.


TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

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Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for shit though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?


JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




A STUPID TATTOO -


TAGS: tattoo gun stupid douche
Rating: 4.05/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.


RECENTLY IN ARGENTINA -


TAGS: douchebaggery extraordinaire
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean. - September 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
Can you imagine it ... being Hitler's only black friend? You'd be on call 24-7 -- "Yes Mein Fuhrer, Kenye nearly gave Mike Myers a heart attack. I too nearly dropped my viennersnitzel. Or: No Mein Fuhrer, cornrows would not be a good look for you ...."


DOUCHEBAGS - Wear sunglasses at night.


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 2.29/5

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TRUCK NUTS -


TAGS: speed bag the douchebag testicles
Rating: 3.64/5

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target1081 - January 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Most trucks with them don't need them, as the engine has none.
Grim [email protected] - February 5, 2010, 10:33 am
NINE!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 9:57 am
you speaka de engresh?
vasilache - February 5, 2010, 9:49 am
in have a skoda fabia... FABIA i say... but i'd pus some tities on her tho
me4891 - November 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
Perfect, where I live they are quite popular. Dumbest things you have seen
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:18 pm
I'd love to see a Smart car sporting some of those ... but it'll never happen. If yer man enough to drive one of those things, you don't need to compensate upon your compensatory ride (yer truck).
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
I want sum fo' my truck, I reckon. 5/5


douchebag -




OOMPA-LOOMPA DOUCHE - Coming to a high school prom near you!




ALCOHOL - without it, some people would remain virgins forever




NO WONDER - He's using Windows ...


TAGS: who cares about tags i mean they are neither shown douche
Rating: 3/5
lol - June 18, 2009, 8:24 pm
10 years old and its still funnier than 99 percent of the crap you have on this site.
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 12:30 am
Always likes this one - clever ;P
Casino2Fresh At Aim - August 30, 2008, 1:50 am
lol good pun, thats original
Bill Gates - June 27, 2008, 9:46 am
old. really old. but that is fucking funny.
J35u5M4 - June 14, 2008, 11:16 am
Couldn't stop laughing IRL
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 1:05 pm
EPIC LOOOL
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 29, 2008, 11:06 am
Two hilarious posters in one. I thnk this may be a first here.
Brian - May 29, 2008, 1:22 am
thats witty
Nice1 - May 28, 2008, 7:27 pm
Ok, I hate Macs and all... but that is actually really funny.


BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.


TAGS: bret michaels old untalented horny douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this asshole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is sexy and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half assed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




DOUCHEBAG - This one is a professional.


TAGS: professional douchebag batista
Rating: 1.91/5

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ThatGuy - March 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
I'll say it to his face. Whats he gonna do? Hit me with his purse?
gaps - March 16, 2010, 5:50 am
fuggenwaggles even the names funny lmao when you tell him he is a douch to his face & wake up 3months later from a coma come msg me and i might rate this lmao


DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.




ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Becoming more manly everyday !!




GAY - you are it




PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head banging against the steering wheel of my truck.


DUCKFACE -




THAT T-SHIRT - the only ID he'll ever need.


TAGS: douche
Rating: 3.58/5

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Elvis Presley -




36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.




STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!




SUMMER'S EVE - Yeah, Like A Summer's Eve If You Live Near The Wharf. Now Available In Industrial Strength




ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rectum. Anal sex has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


DOUCHE BAGS - Now Available in Small, Medium and Oh Shit, were's my hat I NEED MY HAT!


TAGS: douche
Rating: 4.27/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 11:45 am
Typical douchebaggery, ha! Can't even motifake without his ha- Ahhh crap! I just noticed that the string of my track pants has been sticking out all morning. DAMN! Marring the view of my abs!! No wonder that chick just walked away shaking her head.
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 4:23 am
Like it. .. I actually lol'd pretty hard


COCK-A-DOODLE-DOUCHEBAG! - Sweet Jesus man. Just kill yourself.


TAGS: douche turd moron dick face
Rating: 4.3/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:36 am

sad thing is, in about 10 years she will "find" this picture and wonder just what the hell she was thinking.
corbett06 - August 1, 2010, 8:33 am
i must agree with cubby on this one
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 11:07 pm
Hawt girl...woof!


THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien


TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
wat
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something asswipe


HUMMER H3 -


TAGS: hummer douche h3 h2
Rating: 3.06/5

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OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3/5

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Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:50 am
what!!!.no comment from culos?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:56 pm
The best way to eat a head is to boil it in beer. The meat comes right off, and the brains are easy to yank out the nose or foramen magnum. Always remember to shave the whole head first!
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 1:06 pm
Well, normally, yes. Those unlucky bastards just managed to prove to be ALMOST a semblance of a fraction of a challenge.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2008, 10:43 am
He doesn't eat the heads?
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 10:02 am
This is pretty funny..I think SOMEONE'S been spared my usual morning slaughters. Made my day, right here.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 6:40 am
Funny, but I don't hear OD laughing, Ronsart. I sure hope he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, someone might die.
pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Mummy??!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 1:13 am
I hear it's only for photo-ops. Normally, the place is a mess.


COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.


SURVEY SAYS ?!?! - You're A Douche




DOUCHEBAGS - Meet Your New God




DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY - #1 on my "Top 5 list" of people I wanna punch in the face


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.92/5

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DOUCHEBAG - Everyone knows one


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.62/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Now I know three more!


THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.


TAGS: elder god douchebag elder god douchebag
Rating: 1.5/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their vagina.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.


suicide bomber -




RUSH - "Freedom of speech shouldn't guarantee immunity from the standards of decency" -unknown




THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Now providing burials.


TAGS: the church of douche
Rating: 3.22/5

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Claire - January 13, 2010, 11:02 pm
Amen!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
Douchebag be praised!


THE NAME IS BAG... - Douche bag...




custom SUVs -


TAGS: customized suvs realm of douche
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:16 am
Ha! I forgot about that site :-D Good idea. Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 1:15 am
Oh my God, I wouldn't be surprised, lol.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:04 pm
And Douche Archives
PorterRockwell - September 7, 2013, 12:37 pm
Ia that a handicapped license plate too?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:49 am
I keep forgetting about that. That's a new edition, right?
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:18 pm
Hey Crotchety...if you haven't already, would look nice over at motofake too!


WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?


TAGS: monitering moderators douchebag
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am
Qmao


vaping -


TAGS: douche vape
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - May 28, 2014, 3:50 pm
Oh, goody, there's something to do in Winnipeg now.
MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:28 am
Vapors, smapors, they just opened a 5L pot smoking lounge in Winnipeg today! Uh, for medicinal purposes of course...weeeeee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2014, 7:29 pm
Last week I would have agreed with this poster, but on Wednesday a guy gave me a pretty nice vaporizer in lieu of payment for a 5 minute computer repair....I see the appeal in them now.
Cannabal - May 26, 2014, 7:12 pm
Real men 5moke.
Cannabal - May 26, 2014, 7:12 pm
Real men 5moke.
Greeny - May 26, 2014, 6:29 pm
lol


Inverted Hair Growth Syndrome -




SOMEWHERE -


TAGS: douche cries over spilled coffee
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
only time i drink coffee is duck and goose hunting
Chompers - March 31, 2010, 7:17 pm
The powers of the anti-douche are not to be questioned
Bob D. Sailor - March 31, 2010, 7:16 pm
I was wondering the same thing R.S.J.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 6:39 pm
I'm just wondering how you shatter a paper cup... 5!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
I hate coffee, but at $13 a cup I'd be pissed too. +5 cafe-latte-crape'-douches


HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...


TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

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Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.


FLUIDITY -


TAGS: dont be a douche
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:37 pm
Excellent pic/caption combo 5L
pieman - February 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
So I'm confused. You post a poster on a site totaly rated by people's opinions. Yet you don't want opinions. Should we be commenting on this posters. Just kidding. 5L
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:39 pm
Very nice work.
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 5:34 pm
ROR! Thanks Bo, i never sit there long enough when i see a pic and the verbiage hits me instantly i usually make it and submit it without proof reading it.
Bovee - February 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
YOUR error. still 5L's for the quality.


KANYE WEST'S - Favorite Movie


TAGS: kanye west taylor swift blatant douchebaggery
Rating: 3.44/5

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Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:48 pm
Works for me, Chopper. Works for me.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
Okay okay - if Kanye West got to have sex with Angelina "The Lips" Jolie, I'll give it 6 lions.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:39 pm
The only thing to do now is write down this story and hope the others believe...like the Bible.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
What an awesome coincidence, based on the subject at hand. And we're the only ones that witnessed it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's the magic of Kanye, my friend. lol
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:32 pm
You know what Bart? You typed and posted that comment while I was typing my previous one. What are the odds of that?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
I don't think you're ignorant. But are you being serious?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:30 pm
Imma let you finish, but...this is the best Kanye poster of all time! Of all time!
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:23 pm
Well what WAS the Kayne thing? Pardon my ignorance lol.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:15 pm
Oh, has the Kanye thing run its course by now? My bad, I should've known...
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:11 pm
I don't get it. Is there some scandalous story that I've missed? I'll vote when I'm filled in.


OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!


TAGS: god overlord douchebag comic book
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world


OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??




SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.


TAGS: douchebags no popped collar
Rating: 2.55/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.


DOUCHEBAGS - They look about the same to me


TAGS: douchebag jon gosselin
Rating: 2.44/5

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DrEvo82 - July 30, 2009, 2:36 pm
Every time I see him in the news I just want to punch his stupid face. Kate needs a REAL MAN, that was the problem all along.
doofenshmirtz - July 30, 2009, 1:36 pm
DUUUUDDDDDDE, the one on the right isn't wearing a Ed Hardey shirt!!! That is how you tell the difference.


CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!


TAGS: conservative liberal douchebag
Rating: 2.31/5

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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........Fucking Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! Fucking morons.


MY SOUL - You're making it cry.


TAGS: vampire douche loser wrf
Rating: 2/5

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Weapon X - August 6, 2009, 8:40 pm
CRIPES...at first glance I thought he was trying to "bite"(no pun intended...well maybe just a little bit...) the Wolverine tiger stripe look. Proof positive, you don't have to be a REAL vampire to suck...
Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:21 pm
That is Carrot Top's little brother....he cleaned up after Daddy was done with Carrot's dark hole
IllicoPresto - June 2, 2009, 2:15 am
KILL IT! Kill it with fire! Let's go, chop-chop!!
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:02 am
It can be, to to be entirely honest, I'm too afraid to try to send that thing back. I mean..It's..Well, look at it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2008, 9:32 am
WHY does this continue to exist? Can it not be banished in some way? PLEASE!?!?
aPauling - August 18, 2008, 9:01 am
Someone had Daddy issues.
Riley - August 18, 2008, 12:01 am
And an argument for Roe v. Wade.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 17, 2008, 11:44 pm
This is an argument against both evolution and intelligent design.
Shtoink - August 17, 2008, 11:13 pm
is he supposed to be a gay vampire? he has angalina jole lips, a bad haircut, and nipple eyes!
Sean - August 17, 2008, 7:53 pm
"nipple eyes" ... yet another thing (or pair of things) that can't be unseen. Sheesh.


DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.


TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


DOUCHEBAG - is a gender-neutral term




AIDS TESTS - The smug are always virgins.




SHENANIGANS IN THE REFECTORY -




SOME HELP - Please get some You piece of shit


TAGS: kanye is a douche
Rating: 3.76/5

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AC - September 15, 2009, 7:06 pm
He needs a nice cup of shut the fuck up
Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:59 am
She needs to put on a pink jumpsuit and run after him, Nigga stole her mike.
north star - September 14, 2009, 8:53 pm
Bullseye! 5 lions for you.
KDP3 - September 14, 2009, 5:24 pm
Well BH he does not get the fishstick joke
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:21 pm
Just sometimes, BH? I haven't seen anything he's done that I would call intelligent (granted I don't seek out too much info on him).
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 12:57 pm
Kanye is a moron sometimes.
Just Me - September 14, 2009, 8:36 am
Hey Kanye... Shut The Fuck Up and Get Out!
KDP3 - September 14, 2009, 1:03 am
wow that was fast


NEGOTIATION -




MOURNING WOOD -


TAGS: douchebaggery
Rating: 3.5/5

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Panik. - August 30, 2009, 1:28 am
ok this was fkn great!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 12:50 am
Thanks man. And when you reach that age when yer morning wood is no more, you will indeed, mourn wood. (Ok, that should rouse all the down-voters. Have at it, boys. *snickers*)
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 12:31 am
LMFAO - That is all.


STOP REJECTING MY DAMN MOTIFAKES!! - the cat going pfthspfthfspthfp was funny and you know it!!!


TAGS: not pleased you douchebag
Rating: 3.38/5

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Reality Lord - December 23, 2010, 10:26 pm

its funny dude....probably unlike the ones you had rejected.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:48 pm
Can we see a video of that?...and any related spanking videos?
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Kind of like the nuns I had in primary school that would give the ruler over the knuckles... ouch!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:33 pm
The mods are a cruel bunch, aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:01 pm
Don't feel bad, just take the 1's and try harder.
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
this is awkward......


CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Seattle Branch


TAGS: church of douche hooters seattle
Rating: 3.3/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 8:50 am
I believe Tom Cruise went here.


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - He will see you now....


TAGS: overlord douchebag
Rating: 3.28/5

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Break - September 30, 2009, 3:04 pm
And he will know... YOU ARE NOT PREPARED =].
LD0ne - September 10, 2009, 4:43 pm
call him that 2 his face.. i'm sure he'll show u how douchebaggy he can be...
LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 10:20 am
Why would you want to turn into a lesser being? Unless it was the Hostess Twinkie Kid, ok course. Golden-spongey-cream-filled cake!
Elder God Douchebag - March 12, 2009, 10:01 pm
You're no nerd. That was my first thought, too. "Oh, sh*t, I can turn into Illidan Stormrage."
Khatmonsuk - March 2, 2009, 6:03 pm
Call me a nerd or whatever but...can OD transform into Illidan?! Truly epic.
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:02 pm
It's a Trap!!!!!!


FOR RENT - One cock, barely used.


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3.2/5

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[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 12:38 am
2.5 4 the photo 2.5 4 the caption


NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym




BECAUSE SMILING FOR THE CAMERA ISN'T ALWAYS APPROPRIATE -


TAGS: disaster douchebags soccer camera fans
Rating: 3.1/5

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Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am
Not a bad fake at all except for the actual quality of the pic and the verbiage. Would have gotten more but i gave it a 3L


GOD IS CRUEL - because he allows shit like this to happen.


TAGS: god hott douche
Rating: 3.08/5

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Erecrottod - June 10, 2009, 3:23 pm
God is cruel. She is retarded.
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 2:33 pm
Ha ha ha ha!


LINUS BENEDICT TORVALDS...CREATOR OF LINUX -


TAGS: his douchebaggery holds no boundaries
Rating: 3/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:43 am
Besides, he can't be a total douche. Please notice...collar unpopped...
kakspert - February 6, 2010, 5:55 pm
lol yes...being an avid Linux user and developer I know Linux when I see him...BTW it doesn’t really look like he is endorsing windows but more like making a joke out of it.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:22 am
A fine Finn! Fabricator of the foremost software fixture. Fastidious, friendly and deservedly famous. Are you sure this is him?


DOUCHE BAG - Yeah, that's right he's the biggest that ever was.


TAGS: jon gosselin douche fag
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cam - July 28, 2009, 3:53 am
He's an over sized baby.


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - A man of many moods


TAGS: elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.85/5

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raziel - June 21, 2009, 11:09 pm
good job making a giant squid look cute lol :P


LAUGHING - the usual reaction to seeing cubbybear naked.


TAGS: cubbybear paedo american army babe nazi douche idiot fag
Rating: 2.8/5

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Cubbybear - November 23, 2008, 9:46 pm
I didn't do this...boo!
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 6:48 pm
I once sent a nude photo of myself to PLAYGIRL magazine, and it was returned, covered with vomit.


FAT PEOPLE - Bringing MTV Spring Break back to reality since 1992.




THAT MAKES YOU - A douchebag too


TAGS: j35u5m4 douchebag arguing
Rating: 2.71/5

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sixthseraph - June 24, 2011, 2:18 am
Shouldnt this have been godwined by now?


DOUCHE BAG - AKA Culos...apparently doesn't know how to let things go.


TAGS: douche bag
Rating: 2.6/5

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Overlord Douchebag - November 14, 2008, 9:32 am
Good response, Narutarded. Good response.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 4:07 am
Yeah, around here the term douche bag either means a small orange person from New Jersey or a gigantic armored elder god who might destroy reality if he gets pissed off.
Narutarded - November 14, 2008, 1:36 am
HOW DARE YOU!?!? How dare you compare our glorious Overlord Douchebag with that festering rectal pustule known as Culos?


FIRST CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD - The first church in history to be taken over by Elder God Douche!




BEHOLD - The devoted disciples of Elder God Douchebag!




NO. - Please keep your comments to yourself in the future.


TAGS: douche emo
Rating: 2.3/5

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RIFF RAFF - April 15, 2009, 6:26 am
he would straighten his hair more than me. fuck oath its hot.
aPauling - September 9, 2008, 9:49 am
At least the original poster didn't post a cartoon.


IT'S TIME TO FINISH THIS DISCUSSION - 1. The image shows South-America 2. Europe is a continent 3. Who dares to enlarge this poster is a faggot




THAT GUY - Don't be him


TAGS: douche
Rating: 2.13/5

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awesomo3000 - March 19, 2009, 5:46 am
that guy is such a fucking tool. i hope where ever he is in the world its without his legs because fuck he is a tool.


BLUETOOL - Hands free glowing isn't "hip..." ...tool




NOTHING... - And maybe that's why you don't have a husband anymore Ms. Smelly...




INEVITABLE RETORT - That says little if anything and expands the tunnel needlessly




BEING A DOUCHE 101 - He just graduated from it.


TAGS: douche
Rating: 1.76/5

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DOUCHEBAGS WITH BEER -




I REALLY HOPE - that thing pecks out your eye.


TAGS: south america douche
Rating: 1.55/5

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aPauling - September 24, 2008, 5:31 pm
It'd never happen. They don't call him cock-block for nothing.


NATTYVILLE - Because some people aren't born with trust funds and have to pay for college themselves.


TAGS: natural light beer college douche
Rating: 1.43/5


"I DON'T WANT TO BE A DOUCHE OR ANYTHING..." - TOO LATE




DOUCHECANOE! - Yes Jon is the world's biggest Douchecanoe!




ARGUING -


TAGS: don t be a douche crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:59 pm
2 man enter... one man leave!
autumnspirit - September 29, 2010, 12:53 am
Heard about this, ain't ready yet!
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 9:17 am
A couple timmys dies last night... I'm just gettin' warmed up!
GreyScorpion - September 28, 2010, 9:15 am
Aggy done dropped a 55 gal drum of freshly brewed Whoop-Ass on his head...the quarterback, is toast
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 9:08 am
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
GreyScorpion - September 28, 2010, 9:07 am
tag teamed in the Thunder Dome!! "1 man enters, and never leaves...." 5L
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 8:21 am

5L cranky...give an idiot enough rope, pullo him out of the water and he'll still dive back in with an anchor he just looped around his own nect.


Hey..Douchebag.. -


TAGS: douchebag bass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:58 am
Ghost...hope you're posting these at Douche Archives too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:16 pm
I have no idea why anyone would want those. Granted they're pretty awesome, but I'd be afraid to leave that car in any parking lot. Even if nobody steals the speakers, I don't want anyone keying my car. I can't afford repairs! I just bought speakers! LOL!


Fred -




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